The charts are trash. Your bags are cursed.
Only one thing can save you now:
$MFAM — smell the meme, feel the magic.
The year is 2025. The blockchain is bloated. Dog coins are dying. Spirits are low. The air? Still kinda crusty. Then—💨 KA-BOOM—from the cosmic jungle emerges a scent-powered meme force like no other: $MFAM
No presale. No taxes. LP vaporized. Contract renounced like last year's gym resolution. This isn't just a meme coin—it's a movement. Fueled by banana gas, good vibes, and reckless decentralization, $MFAM is here to cleanse your portfolio and your aura.
But wait… it gets better. You can actually spray the scent of this meme into real life. Monkey Farts Aura Mist is 4 oz. of mystical monkey magic, infused with Reiki-charged fluorite crystals to banish bad vibes and boost your mood IRL.
Spray it on your aura. Spray it on your bags. Spray it before checking your wallet. We don't make the rules—we just make it smell legendary.
Buy the mist → Monkey Farts Aura Mist on Amazon
Download Phantom or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
Have SOL in your wallet to switch to $MFAM. If you don't have any SOL, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Connect to Pumpfun. Go to pump.fun in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $MFAM token address into Pumpfun, select Monkey fart Aura, and confirm.
Switch SOL for $MFAM. We have ZERO taxes so you don't need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.
Token Supply
No Taxes, No Bullshit. It's that simple.
LP tokens are burnt, and contract ownership is renounced.
Phase 1: Meme
Phase 2: Vibe and HODL
Phase 3: Meme Takeover
$MFAM is a meme coin created for entertainment and degenerate vibes only. It has no affiliation or connection with the Monkey Fart Aura Mist product—different creators, different jungles. This token has no utility, no roadmap, and no promises. It's a fart-fueled experiment in chaos, not a product endorsement or business venture.
DYOR. Ape responsibly. Smell optional